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God damned kids these days...

Is this what it's gonna take to get it through their skulls that being a "balla" is a bunch of horseshit? So be it...

Loltards!

And now for another in a weekly series from yours truly!!* I present to you...Loltards!


*Meaning I will almost positively probably never do this again. Maybe.

You're seriously harshing my mellow, man.

Sorry for the lack of posts with any real susbtance, folks. Works been busier than usual, and the Offsprung and Quizlaw duties aren't leaving much time. I promise to put something more substantive up in the next couple of days.

Hey there vagina

From 106.7 KROQ's producer Psycho Mike. Thank God, cuz' the original was getting on my last damned nerve.

Anyone seen my glowsticks?

If you live in the Los Angeles area, this is a film I think is worth checking out. It's playing at the Sunset Laemlee 5 Theatre on July 6th at 9:30 P.M. and July 10th at 12:30 P.M.*

Synopsis
Drawing upon a variety of documentary filmmaking techniques, Rolling breaks new ground by creating a unique faux documentary. Utilizing the form of a docudrama, cinema verite style footage entwines with personal testimonials rendering a fictional chronicle, which captures the appeal of the drug Ecstasy. The film follows a diverse group of users as they cross paths in Los Angeles. At its core, Rolling is an investigation into a generation's drug of choice. It is a dramatized expose of the current state of a cultural phenomenon that has grown tremendously over the past two decades. Rolling simultaneously authenticates a specifically twisted consciousness while relating to a broad audience with an eye for detail and human behavior. The film uses a variety of formats (35mm, super 16mm and DV) giving it an unusual texture while maintaining an overall gritty and realistic tone. In doing so, the filmmakers have carefully constructed a new style that hopes to stimulate discussion while regaling the senses. It provides the viewer direct access to the roller coaster of incidents that often occur to an Ecstasy user. Rolling is an engrossing, provocative, and poignant cinematic manifestation of the journey one has while on the drug. It is a bold and visceral experience that brings to light one of the most prolific drug phenomena of our time.

*The author of this blog does not condone, promote, or justify the use of ecstacy or any other illicit drugs.**

**But that one time in L.A with all my cousins and a buncha random women...HOLY CRAP MAN! That was fucking awesome!

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Thank God it didn't ask if I'd ever done "non prescription" medications...I'd probably be lucky to have enough to get a value meal.