tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-90855190746787000852024-02-18T18:53:07.374-08:00Hispanic! At The DiscoBlogging anything and everything. Hey, it's MY blog.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14873019372613791610noreply@blogger.comBlogger145125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9085519074678700085.post-80628333058649256592012-02-14T10:14:00.000-08:002012-02-14T10:17:20.979-08:00Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Trailer [HD]<div style="text-align: center;">
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I was hoping that the Pride and Prejudice and Zombies film would be out first, but this'll work too. </div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14873019372613791610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9085519074678700085.post-53697176684703774852012-02-10T10:51:00.000-08:002012-02-10T10:52:55.935-08:00Facebook Parenting: For the troubled teen.<iframe width="480" height="270" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/kl1ujzRidmU?fs=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe><div><br /></div><div>My new hero!</div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14873019372613791610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9085519074678700085.post-88653293734549970612012-02-07T07:52:00.000-08:002012-02-07T07:52:28.764-08:00Amazing Spiderman 2012 Trailer<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/MLQFbEz9kqc" width="560"></iframe>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14873019372613791610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9085519074678700085.post-2817139897390744132012-01-27T08:03:00.000-08:002012-01-27T08:10:52.292-08:00The Hard Choices<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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So, as of this past Monday my oldest daughter began taking some anti-depressant medication as prescribed by her primary care physician. I'm still not entirely sure how I feel about it, but I know it really is the only option we have at this point. I mean, who wants to say that their daughter is on anti-depressants? It pains me to see her not fully experiencing her teenage years, and making so many poor decisions that could effect her future. Thinking back on my high school years (which were actually quite enjoyable), I know what she is missing out on by not being more socially active. With all that she has been through, I suppose we are getting off easy with only some minor acting out up to this point, but sometimes I see things churning beneath the surface. Things that worry me. Will she be equipped to be on her own when she's done with high school? Will she make it out of high school without ending up pregnant? Will she make it at all? I don't want her to be lost. I see so many other kids that are just...lost. I can only trust that we are doing everything we can to prepare her and that somehow it will come to the forefront when she needs it.<br />
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We didn't arrive at the option of medication quickly, but with the exhausted psychological care benefits we have we really didn't have much of a choice. I sat down with her a couple of weeks ago to discuss this option and told her it would be her choice as to whether or not she gave it a try. Luckily, she agreed, and so we are starting off with a low, 10mg prescription for generic Prozac. We went over all of the potential side effectsThe doctor said it would take about three to four weeks to build up in her system and to come back at that time for a checkup. Maybe I'm overly optimistic, but I want to say she's been more upbeat lately. Maybe I'm just fooling myself. I don't know. But I know that I love her, I want her to be happy and I want her to smile more.<br />
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Now comes the hard part: explaining this to her mom.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14873019372613791610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9085519074678700085.post-74963096553258704192012-01-25T18:46:00.000-08:002012-01-25T18:49:57.707-08:00Arise from your grave!<div><p>So, after almost a three year absence, I've decided to resuscitate this long silent blog. What made me decide to do this? After hanging out with some awesome friends recently, and realizing that I need to keep my writing skills sharp I came to the conclusion that this is best way. I'll be posting on various subject such as parenting issues, being a returning college student, entertainment news, gaming and pretty much anything else that strikes my fancy. I can't promise a definite posting schedule, but I think you can expect 2 to three posts per week. I hope you'll all come on back and check it out.</p>
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Shotguns, axes, sporks, fruit cake, anything you can get your hands on must be used to stem the coming tide of necrotic flesh. Because of my extensive history of putting down the recently deceased, I have a few tips that should help those of you caught unawares to survive the impending war:<br /><br />1. Aim for the head! You can distract him long enough to take aim by throwing a small boy (ages 5 and up are preferable according to my , um, research) in his path. <br /><br />2. Stock up on supplies: Water, canned goods and zombie repellant will be vital. If you're unable to find zombie repellant (damned Wal-Mart is always out) then Hawaiian Tropic Sun Tan Lotion will do in a pinch. Zombie MJ will do anything to avoid getting any pigment into its rotting epidermis.<br /><br />3. (Have someone else) Take one for the team: Always be aware of who the weakest member of your party is so you'll never hesitate in leaving that person behind should they trip, get wounded, ask for an autograph etc.<br /><br />I'll try and come back with some more info and survival tips, but I have to spread the word. Fight on!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14873019372613791610noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9085519074678700085.post-59813702904964776762009-02-02T14:20:00.000-08:002009-02-03T00:07:22.368-08:00A stitch in time<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.wildaboutmovies.com/images_5/9MoviePoster.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 325px; height: 475px;" src="http://www.wildaboutmovies.com/images_5/9MoviePoster.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />I was cruising the web today when I came across a most intriguing trailer for a movie. Now, I'm usually a sucker for animated films that don't involve talking ponies or Randy Newman "music", but what caught my attention the most about this was the concept and art design of the film. The design definitely has a Tim Burton feel to it, so I was not surprised to see his name attached to it as a producer, but oddly enough not as director. Same thing for Timur Bekmambetov (douchebag...don't get me started). The directing credits are all going to Shane Acker. Apparently this is based on a short film by Acker, which after watching it on YouTube tells me the film is sticking very close to the source material. Even in the short film, the mute protagonists convey a wealth of emotion through their burlap sack faces and mechanical iris eyes. The film adaptation hosts a slew of big Hollywood talent attached to it. Elijah Wood will voice the titular character 9, with Fred Tatasciore (known primarily for his voice work in many Marvel Comics animation projects such as the Hulk Vs. films, and games such as Gears of War in which he voices Damon Baird), Jennifer Connelly, Crispin Glover, John C. Reilly, Martin Landau and Christopher Plummer round out the primary cast as 7,6,5,2 and 1 respectively. <br /><br />According to the synopsis on <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472033/synopsis">IMDb</a>:<br /><br />"9 takes place in a world parallel to our own, in which the very legacy of humanity is threatened. A group of sapient rag dolls, living a post-apocalyptic existence find one of their own, 9 (Elijah Wood), who displays leadership qualities that may help them to survive." <br /><br />Also, the music in the trailer is Coheed and Cambria's "Welcome Home", which in its self is enough to guarantee my ten bucks at the ticket booth. <br /><br />So, to get your feet wet here is the original short film off of YouTube:<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/964QHmjLqa0&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/964QHmjLqa0&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />And here is the trailer for the feature length film set to open on September 9, 2009 (9-09-09...ooooooh)<br /><br /><object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JIpZxBczWUg&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JIpZxBczWUg&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object><br /><br />Oh, what the hell, here's the video for Coheed and Cambria's "Welcome Home" 'cuz it fucking rawks!<br /><br /><div><object width="480" height="348"><param name="movie" value="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/k7q0SMVMAhKgsA3Kd8&related=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/k7q0SMVMAhKgsA3Kd8&related=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="348" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always"></embed></object><br /><b><a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xj4r2_coheed-and-cambria-welcome-home_shortfilms">Coheed and Cambria -Welcome Home</a></b><br /><i>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/bigheadche">bigheadche</a></i></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14873019372613791610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9085519074678700085.post-9320688059149513392008-12-05T10:55:00.000-08:002008-12-05T11:05:10.812-08:00Ride itAs I was driving home from school today, I caught the beginning to a song that sounded strangely familiar but I just couldn't put my finger on it. I parked, sat in the car and listened for the words . Then they started singing..."Ride it, my pony...". Holy SHIT! Someone was covering Ginuwine's song "Pony". I ran inside, went to KROQ.com and saw it was some band called "Far". <br /><br />I want to have this song's babies put inside me. Here it is, "Pony"...<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hTJnxQrSxxY&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hTJnxQrSxxY&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14873019372613791610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9085519074678700085.post-89439084203825642562008-11-12T05:00:00.000-08:002008-11-13T22:41:03.758-08:00Disassociated Press<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://blogs.e-rockford.com/applesauce/files/2008/03/a1a11111111.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 317px; height: 360px;" src="http://blogs.e-rockford.com/applesauce/files/2008/03/a1a11111111.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />A recent <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081112/ap_on_re_us/rel_catholic_bishops">article off the AP</a> has the Catholic Church vowing to take on the Obama Presidency over the issue of abortion. <br /><br />According to the article, the church feels it may be under attack with this new administration. An administration that is based on change and hope for a better, brighter future. So the church sees itself as under attack by change and hope. No news <span style="font-weight:bold;">there</span>. I don't think I've been particular vocal about my feelings towards organized religion on this blog, but sufficed to say, I'm not particularly fond of any religion predicated on the notions that there is no room for other deities, that an eternity of torture awaits any who stray from an antiquated doctrine and that newborn children that die before baptism are condemned to limbo. Call me quirky.<br /><br />However, I do support an individuals right to choose their own religion despite these feelings. I will always support the choice of the individual and would fight to protect it. To remove someones ability to make their own decisions whether it's in respect to their choice of religion or what they do with their body flies in the face of the ideals this country was founded on. It is a step back towards a puritanical mindset that many in this country are still fighting so hard to move beyond. <br /><br />The article goes on to mention that prelates in the Catholic church would be taken Catholic policy makers to task for not adhering to the Catholic doctrine in regards to said policy making. I take incredible offense at this. I am of the opinion that the church has absolutely no place at the political decision making table. I want my representatives to make their decisions based on logic, pragmatism, and common decency. What I don't want is someones judgement being influenced by church doctrine, in effect foisting that doctrine upon their constituents and disguising it as sound judgement. <br /><br />Whew, rant over. Now, moving on to more important stuff. I just got Gears of War 2, bitches! Suck my carbide tipped chainsaw!<br /><br />Note:<br />Well, looks like you won't be able to chow down on some <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27705755/?gt1=43001">Christ crackers</a> either.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14873019372613791610noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9085519074678700085.post-58212912174636974712008-10-16T19:46:00.000-07:002008-10-16T19:46:33.996-07:00The reality of Realty<a href="http://www.dallasloanofficer.com/files/wall%20street.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://www.dallasloanofficer.com/files/wall%20street.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />In light of the economic clusterfuck going on within the real estate market and the economy in general, I thought I would share some of the horror stories of working in the sub-prime lending industry that no doubt contributed to the sorry state of affairs in what recent radio commercials to as a "fundamentally sound" real estate market. <br /><br />As some of you may know, a couple of years ago I used to work at a leading sub prime lender in Orange County that went belly up shortly after I left. This was during the tail end of the California real estate boom, when every family thought there home was worth a million dollars and repainting the exterior of their home would increase the value by ten grand. It was also a time when you could find a loan program for just about every circumstance, and the obscene lender fees to go along with it. Mortgage lenders slung loan programs like it was the Old West. No income? No problem. No proof of residency. No problem. No job? Not a problem, sir, just sign on this Borrower's Authorization Form on the dotted line. <br /><br />During my tenure at said lender, there are a few stories that stuck in my head for not only their sheer audacity, but for their long term implications. On one specific occasion, I recall a young hot shot "Credit Manager" (loan officer for the lay man) working a deal with a potential borrower who was shall we say, "employment challenged". Fortunately for the resourceful credit manager and the borrower, the borrower's sister owned a local hardware store. After some coordinating between the credit manager and the borrower, an employment verification form magically appeared in the credit manager's hand verifying that the borrower worked at the store and had worked there since time immemorial. Problem solved, right? Maybe. Basically what this loan officer did was provide the borrower with a cash out refinance that she could not afford to pay back, simply because she wanted it and he had the tools to make it happen. <br /><br />Well, moving on. Our next little horror story involves a borrower, a credit manager, a roof in need of repair, and some nifty software. A relatively average borrower came to a credit manager with a request for a refi to take some cash out and take a vacation with his family. Unfortunately, the appraisal on the home came back with some disturbing (shock!) information. The borrower's roof was in need of repair, and the appraiser was required to include this information in his report. Now, this wouldn't necessarily kill the loan. Not as long as a roof inspector could sign off that the roof was not on it's "last legs", so to speak. Well, if the report came back fine, I wouldn't be telling you about this now would I? But have no fear, friends! Luckily, the computer fax software that was installed on the desktops of all credit managers had some oh so nifty tools included with it. One of those tools was a cut/copy paste option that let you lift copy and transfer any portion of an image and transfer it or completely remove any pesky little negative information and, shall we say get "creative" with the document. So, according the the scuttlebutt, this credit manager was able to generate an entirely made up roof certification using the stationary the original fax came in on, leaving only the original signature of the roof inspector and a brand spanking new certification of the roof. Ta-dah! <br /><br />Now, these are just a <strong>couple </strong>of the whoppers I heard about. This doesn't include the stories about credit managers making up credit reports out of whole cloth, generating false income documents, and appraisers creating reports using false images and pushing value so hard you'd think they were getting paid based on the value of the home. <br /><br />Now, this is not to say that all sub-prime lenders are underhanded douchebags that would sell their grandmother's teeth for a commission. I'm sure that there are plenty out there that would take a flat fee. <br /><br />But don't worry, because according to some of the radio commercials I hear, the real estate market is still "fundamentally sound".Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14873019372613791610noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9085519074678700085.post-60257133934911151252008-10-15T20:25:00.000-07:002008-10-15T20:30:02.275-07:00Party of 5Hey folks, for anyone still checking in to my little corner of the blogosphere we just found out that we are expecting a new guest at The Disco! That's right folks, not only will I be shaping young minds when I become a teacher, but I'll have one that'll be forced to live with me! Mwaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!<br /><br />But seriously, we are very excited for this and we can't wait to see the little bugger.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14873019372613791610noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9085519074678700085.post-70670666525545659862008-10-07T19:48:00.000-07:002008-10-07T20:26:57.266-07:00I've got an O-Boner<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-HKnj05X7NUkek997Pcv4gLWxyeWexW55Phbh80hMVfmuvky81swkvkRVN5hy-ljEgfEXwzFZuvsS70gFTaIOh224Z1Oyb7q__77vEyiD6LWuAcm0D-3AK4MoYw0JIVYnqjttHS9X5jeo/s1600-h/lolcat2453994.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-HKnj05X7NUkek997Pcv4gLWxyeWexW55Phbh80hMVfmuvky81swkvkRVN5hy-ljEgfEXwzFZuvsS70gFTaIOh224Z1Oyb7q__77vEyiD6LWuAcm0D-3AK4MoYw0JIVYnqjttHS9X5jeo/s200/lolcat2453994.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254619061471007298" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvJOxBRvq87mi61yVyDyZ7lGpFJvAcm4zqeZhxu3Od63ogytQPY-nKIAFVIhXNUj_ctgVKdIJL-Sgw0ohRTEpLaCloMQ0HSijb4b1B4QJiMc8qihhmqw8NK6aIvCUN8v9qLGOPRoDDkF7m/s1600-h/lolcat8223601.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvJOxBRvq87mi61yVyDyZ7lGpFJvAcm4zqeZhxu3Od63ogytQPY-nKIAFVIhXNUj_ctgVKdIJL-Sgw0ohRTEpLaCloMQ0HSijb4b1B4QJiMc8qihhmqw8NK6aIvCUN8v9qLGOPRoDDkF7m/s200/lolcat8223601.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254618985664989090" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />So, we just finished watching tonight's debate and I gotta say that our boy Obama came out swinging. McCain spread the "America, fuck yeah!" pretty thick and it rang out just like the jingoistic bullshit that it is. And that bit with him shaking the Navy vet's hand? Come on, people. Big fucking deal. Anyone trying to say that it was some kind of defining moment in the debate needs to have their head examined. <br /><br /><br />Obama was concise, direct, and didn't let Old Man River get a head of steam on him. He addressed McCain's accusations of his stances on energy, health care, and the economy while McCain seemed to have found crony-ism in the dictionary and picked it as his word of the evening. I'll be working the polls this coming November, so if any SoCal bloggers out there would like to come down and cast your ballot, I'll be posting my location as soon as it's confirmed.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14873019372613791610noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9085519074678700085.post-65557879689188976872008-09-12T00:50:00.001-07:002008-09-12T01:07:54.710-07:00I don't know karate, but I know cuh-razyWell, I guess I've been gone long enough to convince everyone that I'm either dead or dying. Not so, fuckers! Actually, I've decided on a course of self improvement for my self and hopefully my family. I've decided to return to school to get my Masters and become what I have always wanted to become...an English teacher. Yes, that's right folks, I will be helping to mold the minds of our youth. This wasn't an easy decision, as it's placed a large portion of the financial burden on Mrs. Disco, but we have come to an understanding that this is the best thing for everyone involved. For the longest time I have wanted to be a teacher, ever since my English teacher in high school, Ms. Melendrez inspired me by setting the example of how all it takes is one good teacher to motivate a student to greater heights. I'm taking my general ed courses so I can get those out of the way and then transfer to UC Irvine to get my Masters in Education, and then it's off to reform our educational system! <br /><br />I'm sorry for being away for so long, but the way my brain is wired I have to focus on one thing at a time so I don't spin my wheels. Now that I've been in my classes for a couple of weeks and gotten my homework and study habits in line, I'll be posting regularly. <br /><br />Here's a little something that I dug up on the old interwebs. I think I have a bit of a man-crush on Matt Damon now.<br /><br /> <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/anxkrm9uEJk&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/anxkrm9uEJk&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14873019372613791610noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9085519074678700085.post-13984057041984596092008-07-30T20:06:00.000-07:002008-07-30T20:32:07.824-07:00Thug Life<a href="http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k164/MetalCarlos/thug_life.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k164/MetalCarlos/thug_life.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Hey folks, sorry I've been MIA for a while, but there have been a few recent developments that have been taking up all of my attencion. I don't want to bore you guys with the gory details, but the crazy ex is up to her old tricks again, but my oldest is definitely having some emotional issues that have to be dealt with <strong>immediately</strong>. <br /><br />But here are a few things that have grabbed my attention but haven't really merited a full blown post of their own:<br /><br />Blogger extraordinaire <a href="http://www.deusexmalcontent.com/">Chez </a>finally had his baby! Say hi to Inara Grace Pazienza (do Scantron sheets have enough bubbles for all of that?)<br /><br /><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/22/so-it-begins-feminist-gamers-decry-sonys-fat-princess/">Feminists </a>have their panties in a bunch over portrayal of a chunky princess in a new Sony game. This is what we get for giving you equal rights? Freakin' ungrateful broads...<br /><br />Speaking of M.I.A., here's the latest from the group that I believe is on the Pineapple Express Soundtrack. Thug life, bitches.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7sei-eEjy4g&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7sei-eEjy4g&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14873019372613791610noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9085519074678700085.post-1479910677036214682008-07-21T09:22:00.000-07:002008-07-21T09:23:37.392-07:00Feel the burn<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RPsDDr0n9AE&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RPsDDr0n9AE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Strangely satisfying...Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14873019372613791610noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9085519074678700085.post-14469191685190535702008-07-11T09:52:00.000-07:002008-12-11T23:29:36.599-08:00I am become death, destroyer of blogs<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVSem5h5jX2M-DZdJpmqpQGCnEEtlRjHxqCL7Pq7Aj1bJocOCmThqC1SM5oQv2hRH3mg_FCIzClldEIHOkNeVRYHbSZsRbTCJd9kmAv5H1vwI_Refr6VF5YIW7O9X5sFRn7I1TpOyljmak/s1600-h/harz06_DeathJr.gif"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVSem5h5jX2M-DZdJpmqpQGCnEEtlRjHxqCL7Pq7Aj1bJocOCmThqC1SM5oQv2hRH3mg_FCIzClldEIHOkNeVRYHbSZsRbTCJd9kmAv5H1vwI_Refr6VF5YIW7O9X5sFRn7I1TpOyljmak/s320/harz06_DeathJr.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5221802671711812594" /></a><br />So, what the hell people? For some reason, the readership on this blog has dropped down to me and some <a href="http://abowlofstupid.com/">unemployed surfer in Thailand</a>. What did I do people? Did I sleep with your wife? Husband? Did I call your kid a nasty name? They totally deserved it, truth be told. That kid’s an asshole. <br /><br />Am I not entertaining enough for you? Do I need to jump off of another roof to prove my love for you? <strong>FINE</strong>. If that’s what you want, that’s what you’ll get. Well, I’ll hopefully be hooking up (not like that, you nasty) with blogger and where movie references go to die, <a href="http://gospelaccordingtoprisco.wordpress.com/">Prisco</a>, and hopefully a couple of the big muck-a-mucks from <a href="http://www.pajiba.com/">Pajiba </a>in a couple of weeks after they’ve spent the day dressed as Wonder Woman and Bat Girl at the <a href="http://www.comic-con.org/cci/">Comic Con </a>in San Diego. <br /><br />With any luck, I’ll be able to get some incriminating photos of them that I can parley into some cold hard cash. But it’s all in the name of good fun. And web traffic. Because I am an attention whore.<br /><br />Editor's note: I will also be meeting up with the lovely and oh so talented <a href="http://girlwithcurioushair.blogspot.com/">Girl with Curious Hair </a>of the blog by the same name and<a href="http://blogmeatale.blogspot.com/">Blog Me a Tale</a>.<br /><br /><div><object width="420" height="339"><param name="movie" value="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/x28ppx" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/x28ppx" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="420" height="339" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always"></embed></object><br /><b><a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/x28ppx">It's raining Puerto Ricans</a></b><br /><i>by <a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/mannmartinez">mannmartinez</a></i></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14873019372613791610noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9085519074678700085.post-17597555694594342602008-07-09T07:33:00.001-07:002008-07-09T07:35:46.935-07:00This just inI may have just discovered the greatest show in the history of basic cable. <br /><br /><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hay_Superstar">Armenian Superstar</a>.<br /><br />More to come soon.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14873019372613791610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9085519074678700085.post-9255352985669748152008-07-02T05:00:00.000-07:002008-12-11T23:29:36.786-08:00Recipe for disaster<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipWw1Lmss-KYLRYvcnhK9PBy1llhpdQoYkMAmaq1bM4RxRME7kbS_P6qwbChH1o6czUngZGvl0HVlkI09ZnwkAhLrMKd7REj1bQHOCyo20YpMFc-oeQ8SBXb5ZHuaFVOFfJoE-xPxddjpg/s1600-h/madea1kv8.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipWw1Lmss-KYLRYvcnhK9PBy1llhpdQoYkMAmaq1bM4RxRME7kbS_P6qwbChH1o6czUngZGvl0HVlkI09ZnwkAhLrMKd7REj1bQHOCyo20YpMFc-oeQ8SBXb5ZHuaFVOFfJoE-xPxddjpg/s320/madea1kv8.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5218090767432135474" /></a><br />If any of you have read some of the other comment threads that I’ve been a part of on <a href="http://pajiba.com">Pajiba</a>, you know that my loathing of Tyler Perry is well documented. HOWEVER, this motherfucker (hey my spell check didn’t catch “motherfucker’, weird) has sunk to a new low. I picked up on the synopsis for his latest cinematic bowel movement whilst perusing <a href="http://worstpreviews.com">WorstPreviews</a>:<br /><br />Official plot synopsis: "Wealthy socialite Charlotte Cartwright (Kathy Bates) and her dear friend Alice Pratt (Alfre Woodard), a working class woman of high ideals, have enjoyed a lasting friendship throughout many years. Suddenly, their lives become mired in turmoil as their adult children's extramarital affairs, unethical business practices and a dark paternity secret threaten to derail family fortunes and unravel the lives of all involved. Alice's self-centered newlywed daughter Andrea (Sanaa Lathan) is betraying her trusting husband Chris (Rockmond Dunbar) by engaging in a torrid affair with her boss and mothers best friends son William (Cole Hauser). While cheating on his wife Jillian (Kadee Strickland) with a string of ongoing dalliances with his mistress Andrea, William's true focus is to replace the COO of his mothers lucrative construction corporation. Meanwhile, Alice's other daughter Pam (Taraji Henson), a kind but no nonsense woman married to a hard working construction worker (Tyler Perry), tries to steer the family in a more positive direction.<br /><br />While paternity secrets, marital infidelity, greed and unsavory business dealings threaten to derail both families, Charlotte and Alice decide to take a breather from it all by making a cross-country road trip in which they rediscover themselves and possibly find a way to save their families from ruin."<br /><br />The previous was the synopsis for “The Family that Preys”. Did that not sound like the kind of shit you find on really bad day time television? Go ahead and read it again if you need to (or if you’d like to know what it fees like to have the left side of your brain collapse in on itself), I’ll wait. Done? Good. So am I. For one thing, I am tired of this self righteous bastard taking the same tired, trite film concepts he’s been recycling ever since he got up enough scratch to start his own production company and repackaging them, hoping that somehow he’ll be able to generate enough buzz for people to forget that if you’ve seen one Tyler Perry play, you’ve seen them all and don’t even bother seeing the movies. Not familiar with the Tyler Perry Quick and Easy Recipe for Plays and Four Alarm Chili? Well, here’s the quick version:<br /><br />Ingredients:<br /><br />A Handful of C list Black actors/actresses<br />1 Plot line from previous film/play or R. Kelly’s “In the Closet” video series.<br />1 Random white devil<br />2 Cups Maple Syrup for overly sweet and sticky emotional throughline<br />1 Bible passage<br />Add Prosthetic boobs to personal taste<br /><br />Take Black actors/actresses and direct them to overact and adopt a Black stereotype (preferably “upstanding blue collar worker”, “playuh” or “ho’”)<br />Combine actors/actresses with plot line in bowl and fold in maple syrup.<br />Mix in evil white actor/actress and direct them to “look evil. And white.” <br /><br />Once the mixture is complete, sprinkle Bible passage over entire mixture and allow to form a thin, flaky and easily poked through crust.<br /><br />Serves <a href="http://www.tylerperry.com/">one</a>. <br /><br /><br />Do you see where I’m going with this? It’s become old hat for Perry to recycle the same tired, trite Black stereotypes in slightly different packages each and every time he gets behind the camera. There is nothing new in his films, there is no unique directing style, no challenging of the preconceptions about black film makers. Perry simply panders to his established audience and pats them on the head while his other hand is in their pocket. On the other hand, he has succeeded in creating a veritable money making machine by turning out the same banal crap that he knows his fans will flock to with blind abandon. <br /><br />Or perhaps he's conducting a study to see if all black men that become rich really do turn into wife abusing, philandering, money hungry assholes like in his plays, with him as the subject.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14873019372613791610noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9085519074678700085.post-27520921057875741122008-07-01T08:59:00.000-07:002008-12-11T23:29:36.985-08:00Separation Anxiety<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwZeyP8f2WBP30AM_RQc7P6ytuwKMNjH1HlvU5J9KFB1ENXBWfY3KXmDWRX8qRZPin_BBoXrSBvS2869rbmN6GLqgQQcb9ZgCmTidy2lUn7NkEEy2jjsTUepIljTkFSzn6NRHMLh5KtMDo/s1600-h/5_-_separation_anxiety.jpeg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwZeyP8f2WBP30AM_RQc7P6ytuwKMNjH1HlvU5J9KFB1ENXBWfY3KXmDWRX8qRZPin_BBoXrSBvS2869rbmN6GLqgQQcb9ZgCmTidy2lUn7NkEEy2jjsTUepIljTkFSzn6NRHMLh5KtMDo/s320/5_-_separation_anxiety.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5218077870904734082" /></a><br />So, my daughters will be leaving today at approximately 9am to spend the next month with their mother. That’s 30 days. 720 hours. 7,200 minutes. I’ve been decidedly nervous about this for the past couple of days for a couple of reasons. Primarily, I’m wary of how prolonged exposure to their mother affects their overall behavior when they return. Early on when they first moved in with us, they would return from their visits sullen and disobedient. Of course this has gotten much better over they years, but this is a whole freakin’ month we’re talking about here. <br /><br />To be quite honest, I don’t think she (their mother) even knows how to deal with a child over the age of 9. She has a tendency to “baby” them and not communicate with them like the mature young women that they are. I remember getting calls from their mother at night when they were half the age they are now, with her asking me to talk to them because they weren’t listening to her and she didn’t know what to do. Not exactly a confidence booster there. <br /><br />I understand that this is of course their mother and they need to spend time with her, but hey, this is just how I feel. Of course there are mothers out there that are fantastic *cough* Kristine *cough*, and are mature enough to handle pre teens. I just don’t think that bio-mom is one of those. <br /><br />Can you hear me practicing my breathing? Yeah. Hee-Hee-hoooooo.<br /><br />Anyway, last night we (Mrs. Disco and I) went for a late night swim with the girls, brought some snacks and Thor, and had a good time. Of course, Danielle was being her pre-teen self and was “bored” after 20 minutes. We hung out for a while longer, or at least until the warmth from the earlier part of the day wore off and we began to feel the chill of the night air. We then retired to the reading room (read: living room slash dining room slash TV room slash Rock Band stage) to watch some family television: A&E's "Intervention". Weeeeee!<br /><br /><br />(Update: 08:47 a.m.They just called to say that their mom just showed up to get them. Is it wrong that I was prepared to talk to them for the next 9 hours so I could keep them from leaving until I got home? I’m gonna go barf now.)Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14873019372613791610noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9085519074678700085.post-43981778282607932892008-06-26T09:56:00.000-07:002008-12-11T23:29:37.369-08:00OC News Roundup<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiL06acayt9K9_VpPixGiYDB_I5wlS_vICyFwl0Cb_ErhmlgBAmqzv-3ZIOErup-2UOUjW0_hlNlcjSYYQi6BzkNP8-ilolcYeQkYtVCR2VzsXOra2BsE0-0R_jqpsDZ2wVdxb3Up42J3x5/s1600-h/clockwork_orange_county.jpeg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiL06acayt9K9_VpPixGiYDB_I5wlS_vICyFwl0Cb_ErhmlgBAmqzv-3ZIOErup-2UOUjW0_hlNlcjSYYQi6BzkNP8-ilolcYeQkYtVCR2VzsXOra2BsE0-0R_jqpsDZ2wVdxb3Up42J3x5/s320/clockwork_orange_county.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5216237859181394418" /></a><br /><strong>Is there a Merit Badge for Grand Theft Auto?</strong><br /><br />When I was in the Boy Scouts (shut up, TK), we got our kicks from archery class, learning how to start a camp fire, and the lingering stares of our Scout Master. I guess kids these days need a bigger rush than you would get from trying to not be the last one in the showers. <a href="http://www.ocregister.com/articles/sudeith-police-irvine-2075488-week-scheduled">OC Register</a>.<br /><br /><strong>Get your hands off my pussy</strong><br /><br />You know, I’ve been known to give my dog a rub down when he’s had a rough day of laying on the couch, having only a dish full of food and water and a floor full of toys to play with, but I draw the line when it comes to cats. Those smarmy, pissy little bastards certainly don’t deserve a $50/hour rub down from some septuagenarian with too much time on her hands. Helps with digestion? What the fuck are they feeding their cats? Filet Mignon? <a href="http://www.ocregister.com/articles/cats-lee-cat-2077223-says-massages">OC Register</a>.<br /><br /><strong>Send in the clown’s Crash cart</strong><br /><br />I dunno about any of you, but I have never had a clown at any of my previous birthday parties, and I’m not really sure if I would’ve wanted to if there were the chance that he might (<a href="http://www.ocregister.com/articles/bumbo-merry-round-2076408-clown-beyer">OC Register</a>):<br /><br />A) Keel over dead from making balloon animals<br />B) Have Vietnam flashbacks every time a balloon popped<br />C) Ask to sit on my lap and tell me about the time he and Nixon walked on the moon<br />D) All of the above<br /><br />Plus, the dude is fucking scary looking! I mean, if I wanna make some kids cry I’ll just do what I normally do:I tell them Santa Claus is dead and that we ate the Easter Bunny for dinner last night. Mmmmm, toasty.<br /><br /><br /><br />Currently listening to: <strong>Your lingering cries for help</strong>.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14873019372613791610noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9085519074678700085.post-38222415980290645172008-06-24T08:00:00.000-07:002008-06-24T08:00:02.478-07:00Heat Wave Haiku<a href="http://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/wp1024firestarter02.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/wp1024firestarter02.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Happy fuckin’ Tuesday, folks! I hope all of you had a great mother-fucking weekend. I managed to get stuck doing laundry in a house with no air conditioning in 90 degree weather AND I was interrogated by a police officer, all in one day! <br /><br />But enough about me, I know what all two of you are waiting for. Using the current heat wave as inspiration for my perspiration, it’s that time of the week again where I take an ancient form of poetry and puke all over it. Like ta’ hear it? Here it goes:<br /><br /><br /><strong>Sun rises up high<br />Sweat like MJ at Disney<br />Why can’t I just die?</strong><br /><br />*Oh, and to my co-worker that can’t seem to find a pair of pants that fit her ginormous ass and has her Rock of the 90’s CD playing on a continuous loop, “Go to Hell”. <br /><br />I only need to hear the Cranberries/Spin Doctors/Hootie and the Blowfish once a day, thank you very freakin’ much. God, I hate you right now.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14873019372613791610noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9085519074678700085.post-9092487471844840312008-06-23T09:36:00.000-07:002008-06-24T07:06:22.857-07:00A legend in his own time<a href="http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/George-Carlin-rh04.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/George-Carlin-rh04.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />I just learned that comedian/actor/author and all around jackass and one of my favorite comedians, George Carlin, passed away due to heart failure on Sunday. <br /><br />George’s career began in the 1960’s, most notably on the Ed Sullivan Show (yeah, I’m too young to remember that, too). He was also the first host of NBC’s Saturday Night Live (who remembers when SNL was actually funny and not just a springboard for any no talent comedian/actor’s acting careers?) His “Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television” routine was one of his most popular and probably most controversial, netting him a charge of indecency. <br /><br />On a personal note, despite his cult status and anti-establishment routines, my clearest memories of George are as the sage-like Rufus from the Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure film, and as the golf obsessed Roman Catholic cardinal behind the “Buddy Christ” marketing scheme for the Catholic Church in the Kevin Smith film, Dogma. The role of Rufus seemed more like a "thanks for the paycheck" role, while the cardinal was infused with all of Carlin's disdain for religion in general, playing the role of someone oblivious to their own ridiculousness.<br /><br />In an age of Dane Cook’s, Mike Myers, and Lisa Lampanelli’s, George was one of the few comedians that actually said something worth hearing. His routines were not vulgar for vulgarities sake, but rather it drew you in and you were then hooked by his insightful routines on politics (“…an illusion of choice…”), religion ("There is no God"), and humanity ("I think we're already 'circling the drain' as a species, and I'd love to see the circles get a little faster and a little shorter"). The world is too bright and shiny without you, George. <br /><br />In honor of George, here are the seven words he was originally fined by the utterly useless FCC for uttering on television:<br /><br />1. Shit <br />2. Piss <br />3. Fuck <br />4. Cunt <br />5. Cocksucker <br />6. Motherfucker <br />7. Tits<br /><br />Also, here is a link to the entire routine on <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTyzTJTNhNk">YouTube</a>.<br /><br />George is survived by his daugher, Kelly.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14873019372613791610noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9085519074678700085.post-4327274195148187762008-06-17T10:41:00.000-07:002008-12-11T23:29:37.579-08:00Put my Zagnut in your Whatchamacallit<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgH0en4sbQYUU1sQyLesxsJOwwo_VJQ6H8qZWKvRiuXY2c-6wazRultAODB8HlQh73FOPpoERL5oPGPsNAR4WwtxXv24E1dQsxk0RgwmMA1cw2jBcuqeoowbECCN3HAW1gK-8QYpos2YAVF/s1600-h/macnut.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgH0en4sbQYUU1sQyLesxsJOwwo_VJQ6H8qZWKvRiuXY2c-6wazRultAODB8HlQh73FOPpoERL5oPGPsNAR4WwtxXv24E1dQsxk0RgwmMA1cw2jBcuqeoowbECCN3HAW1gK-8QYpos2YAVF/s320/macnut.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5212908009519562546" /></a><br />Harmless confection, or will Ronald McDonald pop out of the bag and obliterate my testicles? <br /><br />Let’s find out!<br /><br />(Update: Testicles are fine.)<br /><br />(Update to the update: That’s what <strong>she </strong>said)Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14873019372613791610noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9085519074678700085.post-10264740908293901802008-06-13T10:50:00.000-07:002008-12-11T23:29:37.755-08:00Thought for the day:<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSVuS-cJPrsRR0fkucZQlwF4WO1gCzzE1Lae8ax_3xZjklDCu7NB18VDfoM_soYSAU8wKC4MyuG6pbncRO7WFwcnm2gvISxE58oXIEJhGfL0n9XK1mWUlmpnDtCMJVdKqVf-tL-SBmvNHY/s1600-h/retard.jpeg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSVuS-cJPrsRR0fkucZQlwF4WO1gCzzE1Lae8ax_3xZjklDCu7NB18VDfoM_soYSAU8wKC4MyuG6pbncRO7WFwcnm2gvISxE58oXIEJhGfL0n9XK1mWUlmpnDtCMJVdKqVf-tL-SBmvNHY/s320/retard.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5211425598897858530" /></a><br />I <strong>hate </strong>political correctness. Case in point: when you call someone retarded and then somebody gives you a glare that could burn a whole in titanium and tells you that those kind of people should be referred to as “mentally challenged”. <br /><br />Sorry, being “mentally challenged” means not being able to figure out what 4 down on the TV Guide Crossword Puzzle is. <br /><br />When you shit in your pants, give it a name and take it shopping for shoes, you’re fucking “retarded”.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14873019372613791610noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9085519074678700085.post-58506382682277435692008-06-09T11:59:00.000-07:002008-06-09T12:05:07.746-07:00I SHIT YOU NOT<a href="http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j97/mr_sully/SpermySkullPirate02.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j97/mr_sully/SpermySkullPirate02.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />I was just asked to be a sperm donor.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14873019372613791610noreply@blogger.com3