A conversation I had with Mrs. Disco while in bed last night:
Me: Whatcha reading?
Mrs.Disco: Sur La Table.
Me: Anything good?
Mrs. Disco: Meh. Not much.
Me: (looking at page) Is that Valentine's Day stuff?!
Mrs. Disco: Yes...
Me: Are they already advertising Valentine's crap? You gotta be kidding me! We're barely into January!
Mrs. Disco: Hrrmmmmm...Maybe I'll actually get something other than a stuffed heart from Big Lots this year.
Me: ...They were in high demand, you're lucky you even got one.
Mrs. Disco: You touch me and you're getting an elbow in the chest.
And, scene.
