Hey there vagina

From 106.7 KROQ's producer Psycho Mike. Thank God, cuz' the original was getting on my last damned nerve.

Guess who's bizzack!!

I know, I know. You're starved for attention. Or is that the other way around? Oh well. Sorry about the long absence folks, works been a real beeyawtch, my daughters are on summer break now, and my work just blocked access to blogger at work so I actually have to work at work now. What the fuck?! How the hell am I supposed to placate you, my adoring public, with new and hilarious posts if I can't do it at work? I'll be posting during the evening now, so please inform your spouses, life partners, enablers, etc. that you'll be otherwise indisposed between the hours of 5 P.M. until The Lord of the Disco dismisses you. For this dose of Disco, a remix of the video that made me an Internet sensation overnight:
It Raining Men

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It's raining Puerto Ricans

It's raining Puerto Ricans
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1 Roof + 1 Bounce House + 1 Stupid guy = My first web video.

Manny and the Brain

Hey guys and gals sorry I've been out of commission for a bit, things have been hectic. I just got word that my column at Offsprung can now be found on the regular blog roll on their home page as a regular contributor!!!! Also, I'll be contributing to Quizlaw during my dubious free time.


One step closer to total world domination, mother-effers.


In lieu of a full blown post (which I'll put up tomorrow) here is what's making me laugh/cry:

Hispanic! At the Disco on Offsprung...for reals!
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Jenna Elfman schools some punk bitches!
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Woman cathces fire while praying at church.....sometimes this shit writes itself, folks.
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If I've learned one thing from blogging, it's never, EVER practice archery in your own home.- Fark.Com

Quickies

I love me some hot wings, but this guy has a problem.

You know, any thing that ends with a metal spike in your ass is never good....but it sure is funny.

The Department of Evil wants you....dead. The Onion

My money's on Elmer Fudd. Orange County Register