Hey folks, you can now get the official unoffical Hispanic! At the Disco T-shirts. Several sizes are available, from Small to 2XL, only one color (Olive Green) available at the moment. It's 100% cotton and made by the tender loving care. Just wearing the shirt actually increases male muscle mass by 25% and increases female bra size by 2 cups. I could be lying about that, but you'll have to buy one to prove me wrong. It's designed by the fine folks at Ripple Junction and available at the usual screen T hot spot (here's a hint: If you have more piercings than you have body cavities, you'd have no problem getting a job there).
Now you have a valid reason for that smug look on your face. Feel free to bitch slap anyone that has the nerve to ask you what your t-shirt "means".
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Good lord, the Manny empire is expanding more every day. Soon it will become bloated and corrupt, and it's denizens will be forced to rise up as one in revolt, kill their tyrannical dictator and feast on the steaming goo of his innards.
So watch your back.
Olive green is not my color. But I do applaud you for having a range of sizes. That was not the case this week at the volunteer event I participated in last weekend. The (free) t-shirt sizes available were American Apparel "L" and "XL." Not even. No matter what the website boasts, those shirts were not "designed to accommodate a wide range of feminine shapes." They were designed for pre-pubescent girls.
Hooray for your shirts!
You have created a uniform for the Disco Army. Just about the only thing left is Disco currency...
TK - dude, all you have to do is ask and I'll send you one.
Bianca - Wide range of feminine shapes? Please clarify.
GWCH - Coming soon, The Disco Dollar.
FYI guys, these shirts weren't made specifically for me or at my request...lol. I found the shirt on the Hot Topic site by sheer coincidence. Just wanted to clarify before I start getting requests for them.
Got anything Italian???
Course I can pass for Hispanic...
:)
Wide range of feminine shapes?
People with boobs. Or even people who eat on a daily basis.
The shirts were small. And we were grown women. You had to be 16 or older to volunteer at the event. In the organization's defense, the shirts were most likely donated from American Apparel and they weren't aware of the actual sizes compared to the lies on the tags. But still. It was sad. The rest of the day went great, though. :)
Bella - Italiano! At The Disco?
Bianca - Yeah, the last time I tried an American Apparel Tee I sneezed and tore it in half.
yes! YES!
I so want one.
She's alive! Natalia's alive folks!
Send me one you ungrateful son of a bitch.
And while you're at it -- bill Surfer Boy.
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