Thursday, October 25, 2007

Quickies

Happy Friday folks. Who really gets any work done on Friday's anyway? Well, in keeping with the tradition of getting next to nothing done, here's more Internet garbage to keep your clicker finger busy:

Tobey Maguire to produce and star in a live action Robotech movie? I swear to whatever deity is listening that if I see one just one Veritech fighter in a dance montage, I'm killing someone.

Mad Max 4 is set to begin production soon. Director George Miller has been quoted as saying that Mel "fuckin' Jews" Gibson will not be reprising the role that made him a household name. Gee, that's too bad. Isn't there another big Australian star that could fit the role of a gruff, road weary mercenary?

Wanted: Hollywood. Crime: a lack of creativity and independent thought so profound that the next writer that can pen an original story will be accused of witchcraft and burned at the stake.

The video game based film Hitman opens in wide release on November 21st. There's been some rumors that studio exec pussies are looking to remove some of the more violent scenes to avoid an "R" rating and have brought in editor Nicolas DeToth. WHAT THE FUCK, PEOPLE?! The title of the movie is "Hitman" not "Bald guy with a bad attitude"...fuck's sake.

Here's the latest trailer for Hitman. Looks decent, but I'm still on the fence about Olyphant is Agent 47.

5 comments:

Bella said...

OMG! Manny's back!

I expect to be reading some good stuff now...

:) Bella

Chez said...

Fuck you man. Olyphant rules. And 47 is the greatest video game character ever.

Vermillion said...

Well, well, well. Look who decided to show his bouncy face 'round these parts again.

Lauren said...

I see... you came out of obscurity to create a stir, and now you've disappeared again. For a week, now. Uh-huh. I'm onto you, you sneaky sneaky man!

girl with curious hair said...

Since you have promised to post more (it's been a week, where are you?!?) I thought I'd tag you and see what random things you come up with.