Friday, July 11, 2008

I am become death, destroyer of blogs

So, what the hell people? For some reason, the readership on this blog has dropped down to me and some unemployed surfer in Thailand. What did I do people? Did I sleep with your wife? Husband? Did I call your kid a nasty name? They totally deserved it, truth be told. That kid’s an asshole.

Am I not entertaining enough for you? Do I need to jump off of another roof to prove my love for you? FINE. If that’s what you want, that’s what you’ll get. Well, I’ll hopefully be hooking up (not like that, you nasty) with blogger and where movie references go to die, Prisco, and hopefully a couple of the big muck-a-mucks from Pajiba in a couple of weeks after they’ve spent the day dressed as Wonder Woman and Bat Girl at the Comic Con in San Diego.

With any luck, I’ll be able to get some incriminating photos of them that I can parley into some cold hard cash. But it’s all in the name of good fun. And web traffic. Because I am an attention whore.

Editor's note: I will also be meeting up with the lovely and oh so talented Girl with Curious Hair of the blog by the same name andBlog Me a Tale.


fort knocks said...

Oh, quit your whining.

Aunt Becky said...


It's raining Puerto Ricans.


Can I be an honoray Puerto Rican?

Manny said...

Knocks - I like whining. The squeaky wheel gets the grease. Squeeeeeeak!

Becky - Absolutely. If your booty is getting as big as you say it is, we might even declare you Queen.

Girl With Curious Hair said...

Prisco mention: check.
Pajiba mention: check.
ComicCon and related geekery: check

Did you forget something? Have you forgotten my jealousy issues? You're not the only one that likes attention.

But seriously: I'm WAY too excited.

Vermillion said...

Hey, that is three people, jackass! I read your blog, too!

I don't always comment or anything, but dammit, I have to get my Puerto Rican bouncy boy fix somewhere.

Then again, you could go over to, say, the Tyler Perry message board again and meet some new friends.

Girl With Curious Hair said...

Aww! Thanks!

I'm still WAY to excited.

Jayne said...

you guyeees! that's not fair. I wanna come, too.

what? you have something against 9-months pregnant women who can't fly across the country to meet you??

and by the way, MANNY, I've been reading. I just can't comment from work. and chez hogs the computer at home. so there.

damnit it's 9pm and past my bedtime.

A Bowl Of Stupid said...

Wow, where do I start?

The unsolicited link to what's left of MY blog site?

The way you're modeling 'others' (not naming names, but with the initials T.K.) by shamelessly kissing ass to get more publicity?

Or the fact that you're going to San Diego soley for ANYTHING relating to 'comic-con'?

Whatever ... I've no time for this .. I've got a Philippino hooker waiting for me.

Anonymous said...

I dunno why man.. it's just summer vacation over here.

my kids hog my computer. Otherwise I would probably be checking in 150 times a day.


And I have seen lots of parks lately. Happy happy joy joy.

slouchmonkey said...

I check everyday.

Naomi said...

Hey I've been reading too!!!
Just didnt have time to post last time I checked.
But now that you haven't posted anything since that little rant I'm getting a little concerned.