Mingle2 - Online Dating
Haha! I'm worth $25 more than you!! I'm sure it's just the boobs ;)
This is great, Manny. Now no one will try to kill you and sell off your body parts. Me--I have a list of alcoholics who have called dibs on my liver and are losing patience with my longevity! (Actual dinner conversation two Thanksgivings in a row).
Motherfucker! Mine is only worth $3030. That can't be right. There's no way a guy who jumps off a roof for kicks is worth more than me.That thing is rigged. RIGGED, I tell you!
$4825! I'm totally worth more than you -- nyah nyah!
Lauren - I'm sure it is too. I've seen the pics.GWCH - But there are still some that would do it just for shits and giggles.TK - Dude, just ACCEPT it. There's gonna be two lines in Heaven. The one I'm in that gets in...and the one you're in.LS - It's all that God damned asparthame from the Diet Coke that's preserving all your organs. Without it you'd be a pile of jelly.
$4440. A full grand more than you.Maybe if you weren't sexually assaulting triple bacon cheeseburgers, you would be worth more.
It exploded when I tried to do it.*sigh*
$5,975feel the burn....Mrs. Disco
$4305. If only I were taller and had enough money to buy fruits and vegetables.
Mother Fucker -- $3375! It's because TK and I have been sharing heroin needles.
Vermillion - It must be all those Potions of Longevity you partake.Chez - I'm surprised it didn't just spit out a negative number.Mrs. Disco - You're lucky you're hot.Bianca - Fruits and vegetables? Just order a Teriyaki Cheeseburger with Lettuce...on second thought.Dustin - Suck it, Pajiba-man!
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