If I were you, I'd be in love with me too.

Morning, true believers! I know it's been a while since my last post, but things at the new job have been pretty busy, so it's all I can do to keep myself awake long enough to play Halo 3 and Rock Band for 4 hours when I get home. However, it is Disco Day over at The 'Stache, so please do drop by and check it out. I will have something ready for your approval on Monday, so keep on keepin' on. Now, if you'll excuse me, some Brute's are about to storm my position and my Battle Rifle is down to 20 rounds. Fire in the hole!

Sunlight is overrated anyway

You want me to do what? Stick it in? Ok.

What’s THIS hole for? Really? Lemme slide this in. Oh yeah, perfect fit.

You want to wrap that around my head? This part goes in front of my mouth, right? Sexy.

Touch you where? Whatever turns you on, baby. Does that turn you on? Good.

Oh God, that feels so good in my hands. What’s this little nob for?

Well, looks like you’re all warmed up and ready to play. I hope you can handle this.



Um, I hope you don't mind, but I brought some friends along. I thought they could, you know, join in...