Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Trailer [HD]

I was hoping that the Pride and Prejudice and Zombies film would be out first, but this'll work too. 

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Still working on Part II of the previous post folks, but in the meantime since some of you lose your shit when I don't bring the funny, here's something to shove in your eye holes. After an exhaustive (about an hour's worth) of research and consulting with various experts (Paint.net) I've reached a startling conclusion...Our most popular celebrities are morphing into the creatures of our worst nightmares (redundant?)! I present to you hard evidence straight from the Hispanic! At the Disco Research Facility...in downtown Santa Ana.

Exhibit A: A sapphic loudmouth (that eats babies)...or baby eating vampire?


Exhibit B: Former King of Pop, current poster child for Clorox skin care products...or soul sucking phantom?


Exhibit C: Songstress with enough Smack and Jack Daniels in her system to take down the defensive line of the Pittsburgh Steelers...or slightly more attractive alien with acid for blood?


Exhibit D: UK singer (has anyone actually heard any of this walking pharmacy's music, anyway?)...or brain eating zombie?!?!?!