Still working on Part II of the
previous post folks, but in the meantime since
some of you lose your shit when I don't bring the funny, here's something to shove in your eye holes. After an exhaustive (about an hour's worth) of research and consulting with various experts (Paint.net) I've reached a startling conclusion...Our most popular celebrities are morphing into the creatures of our worst nightmares (redundant?)! I present to you hard evidence straight from the Hispanic! At the Disco Research Facility...in downtown Santa Ana.
Exhibit A: A sapphic loudmouth (that eats babies)...or baby eating vampire?
Exhibit B: Former King of Pop, current poster child for Clorox skin care products...or soul sucking phantom?
Exhibit C: Songstress with enough Smack and Jack Daniels in her system to take down the defensive line of the Pittsburgh Steelers...or slightly more attractive alien with acid for blood?
Exhibit D: UK singer (has anyone actually heard any of this walking pharmacy's music, anyway?)...or brain eating zombie?!?!?!
5 comments:
Is it wrong that the brain eating zombie actually looks more appealing than Pete Docherty?
(side note, some of the Libertines stuff is actually fairly good but that's still no excuse to start writing "poetry" in your own blood)
The Amy Winehouse/Alien comparison is the best thing I've seen all day. Thanks Manny!
Hahaha The Amy Winehouse one... *giggles*(and I don't giggle!)
Alex - Regardless, I still won't feel safe until someone puts a collar around his neck and trains him to clean my house, a la Fido.
Verm - What can I say? I'm, like, complex and shit.
Claudia - See? The Disco does work miracles. Send me a check for $200.00, press your hand to the screen and you SHALL walk again!! Hallelujah!
You made Chez laugh for the first time all day today, and lord knows I couldn't do it.
thanks, Manny- you're damn brilliant as always my darling.
these are great...
all of them are dead on.
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