Thursday, August 16, 2007

And now, a word from our sponsors...

Still working on Part II of the previous post folks, but in the meantime since some of you lose your shit when I don't bring the funny, here's something to shove in your eye holes. After an exhaustive (about an hour's worth) of research and consulting with various experts (Paint.net) I've reached a startling conclusion...Our most popular celebrities are morphing into the creatures of our worst nightmares (redundant?)! I present to you hard evidence straight from the Hispanic! At the Disco Research Facility...in downtown Santa Ana.

Exhibit A: A sapphic loudmouth (that eats babies)...or baby eating vampire?


Exhibit B: Former King of Pop, current poster child for Clorox skin care products...or soul sucking phantom?


Exhibit C: Songstress with enough Smack and Jack Daniels in her system to take down the defensive line of the Pittsburgh Steelers...or slightly more attractive alien with acid for blood?


Exhibit D: UK singer (has anyone actually heard any of this walking pharmacy's music, anyway?)...or brain eating zombie?!?!?!

7 comments:

Alex the Odd said...

Is it wrong that the brain eating zombie actually looks more appealing than Pete Docherty?

(side note, some of the Libertines stuff is actually fairly good but that's still no excuse to start writing "poetry" in your own blood)

The Amy Winehouse/Alien comparison is the best thing I've seen all day. Thanks Manny!

Vermillion said...

Crap, going from saccharine to Standard Manny in only a day has me going through sugar shock. Ow. You bastard. Ow.

Claudia said...

Hahaha The Amy Winehouse one... *giggles*(and I don't giggle!)

Manny said...

Alex - Regardless, I still won't feel safe until someone puts a collar around his neck and trains him to clean my house, a la Fido.

Verm - What can I say? I'm, like, complex and shit.

Claudia - See? The Disco does work miracles. Send me a check for $200.00, press your hand to the screen and you SHALL walk again!! Hallelujah!

Jayne said...

You made Chez laugh for the first time all day today, and lord knows I couldn't do it.

thanks, Manny- you're damn brilliant as always my darling.

Natalia said...

you clever bastard.

Dre said...

these are great...

all of them are dead on.