Guess who's bizzack!!

I know, I know. You're starved for attention. Or is that the other way around? Oh well. Sorry about the long absence folks, works been a real beeyawtch, my daughters are on summer break now, and my work just blocked access to blogger at work so I actually have to work at work now. What the fuck?! How the hell am I supposed to placate you, my adoring public, with new and hilarious posts if I can't do it at work? I'll be posting during the evening now, so please inform your spouses, life partners, enablers, etc. that you'll be otherwise indisposed between the hours of 5 P.M. until The Lord of the Disco dismisses you. For this dose of Disco, a remix of the video that made me an Internet sensation overnight:
It Raining Men

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A wise man once said...

One Ring to rule them all,
One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them.


I thought I'd give you all a peek at the ring similar to the one I presented to the now Mrs. Disco. For those of you not yet in the know, I proposed to her May 27th, during an intimate (get your mind out of the gutter, TK) moment. This marked a great day in my life, as we are in the process of planning our wedding. We've gone through a few permutations on the idea, and now we're leaning toward a local affair at our church with a live band and catered by In n' Out. Seriously. If any of my readers that haven't jumped ship due to my lack of posts lately have any ideas, please feel free to offer them.

As a side note, just a few things that I sacrificed to afford The One Ring:

An X-Box 360, a PS3, with extra controllers
100 lap dances at Cap'n Creams
A new flat screen TV

I'm just sayin'.

Take The Disco with you!

Hey folks, you can now get the official unoffical Hispanic! At the Disco T-shirts. Several sizes are available, from Small to 2XL, only one color (Olive Green) available at the moment. It's 100% cotton and made by the tender loving care. Just wearing the shirt actually increases male muscle mass by 25% and increases female bra size by 2 cups. I could be lying about that, but you'll have to buy one to prove me wrong. It's designed by the fine folks at Ripple Junction and available at the usual screen T hot spot (here's a hint: If you have more piercings than you have body cavities, you'd have no problem getting a job there).

Now you have a valid reason for that smug look on your face. Feel free to bitch slap anyone that has the nerve to ask you what your t-shirt "means".

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger!

I loves me some technology folks. I've got a PS2, PSP, DVD, VHS(shut up), an IPod, you name it. My youngest even got a RoboRaptor for Christmas (althought the damn thing is now collecting dust and giving me the hairy eyeball whenever I walk in the room). But the folks over at WowWee have crossed the line. I truly believe that the RoboPanda is the next step towards bringing SkyNet online...


And THIS just freaks me the fuck out!

*Thanks to G. Xavier for the tip.

It's raining Puerto Ricans

It's raining Puerto Ricans
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Yes, that's me.
1 Roof + 1 Bounce House + 1 Stupid guy = My first web video.

Manny and the Brain

Hey guys and gals sorry I've been out of commission for a bit, things have been hectic. I just got word that my column at Offsprung can now be found on the regular blog roll on their home page as a regular contributor!!!! Also, I'll be contributing to Quizlaw during my dubious free time.


One step closer to total world domination, mother-effers.


In lieu of a full blown post (which I'll put up tomorrow) here is what's making me laugh/cry:

Hispanic! At the Disco on Offsprung...for reals!
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Jenna Elfman schools some punk bitches!
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Woman cathces fire while praying at church.....sometimes this shit writes itself, folks.
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