Danger, Will Robinson, Danger!

I loves me some technology folks. I've got a PS2, PSP, DVD, VHS(shut up), an IPod, you name it. My youngest even got a RoboRaptor for Christmas (althought the damn thing is now collecting dust and giving me the hairy eyeball whenever I walk in the room). But the folks over at WowWee have crossed the line. I truly believe that the RoboPanda is the next step towards bringing SkyNet online...


And THIS just freaks me the fuck out!

*Thanks to G. Xavier for the tip.

Jesus had kung fu action grip?

Squeezable saints
Appalled by today's role models, Teri O'Toole makes religiously themed toys that "set an example"
By GWENDOLYN DRISCOLL
The Orange County Register

Get yours today! Available while supplies last! Order now!

You don't wanna be the only one without your Jesus plush doll when your savior comes a-callin'! You can't prove your faith without it! Is he God made flesh or the Son of God? Who cares when you can defeat all the forces of COBRA with just one Jesus doll!

Your Jesus doll comes complete with the following:

Kung Fu grip for beating the crap out of non-believers!
Inflatable sandals to keep his feet dry for those long walks ON the water!
Saintly aura! (Batteries not included)
Red dye for turning water into wine! (kids, ask your parents permission before turning water into wine)
Hidden compartments for storing extra fish and loaves of bread!

Coming soon!

Emo Jesus
Stylin' Mary Magdalen
Super Spy Judas