Monday, April 7, 2008

Monday Office Haiku

Think outside the box?
I work in a cubicle
Go fuck yourself, dude

Monkey at keyboard
Typing for your amusement
The feces will fly

Billboards on freeway
Marketing my life away
Hooter's hot wings suck

Meeting dragging on
Sharpie marker high feels great
Drug test would suck balls

1 comment:

Girl With Curious Hair said...

You're so lucky you have a creative outlet at your job. My boss makes me write up procedures and defend them at meetings.