The power of Campbell compels you!

Ok, I know my little corner of the blogosphere has been movie clip central for the past couple of days, but it's my blog and I can be lazy if I want to. However, I found this little gem whilst trolling the interwebs, and it features the greatest B movie actor ever to grace my screen with his chiseled features. Who is that man? None other than Bruce Campbell:




That's right, bitches, Mr. "This...is my boom-stick!" is back with his latest masterpiece "My Name is Bruce".


The synopsis (according to IMDB) is as follows: B Movie Legend Bruce Campbell is mistaken for his character Ash from the Evil Dead trilogy and forced to fight a real monster in a small town in Oregon.

The synopsis (according to me) is as follows: This movie is going to rock. your. ass! You will laugh so hard your sphinctre will probably rupture but you won't care, because it's Bruce Campbell! His ability to so completely immerse himself in his character and create layer upon layer of complexity will have you in tears. If you don't completely enjoy this movie and forego any and all other facets of your life as you watch and rewatch it, you're probably Al Qaeda and definitely devoid of a soul.



Ruptured sphinctre? Check. Tears of joy? Check. It's THAT good.

Let the shameless self promotion begin

Sorry about the super long post the other day folks.

Well, I know that I promised everyone a review of Spider Man 3, but to be honest with you I don't think there's anything I can add to it that Dustin over at Pajiba hasn't said. Other than to add that if I see another Spider Man movie with a goth Peter Parker and a dance montage, I will shoot the projectionist, find Sam Raimi's house, and beat him to a pulp with his own arm.

And to be honest with you, the day of my birthday was spent at home with the family relaxing and pretty much allowing my brain to retreat to the base of my spine while I slept.

I would like to announce that I'll be doing a guest blog over at Offsprung soon. It's a site dedicated to all things parenting written by some damn funny folks. They've been kind enough to setup a test blog to see how it goes and requested I contribute some posts about parenting and cover parenting issues related to the Hispanic community. So, I'll inform ya'll when the first post is up, so I hope you can stop by and show some support for the Lord of the Disco.

Because I know where you all live.