Friday, December 14, 2007

The power of Campbell compels you!

Ok, I know my little corner of the blogosphere has been movie clip central for the past couple of days, but it's my blog and I can be lazy if I want to. However, I found this little gem whilst trolling the interwebs, and it features the greatest B movie actor ever to grace my screen with his chiseled features. Who is that man? None other than Bruce Campbell:




That's right, bitches, Mr. "This...is my boom-stick!" is back with his latest masterpiece "My Name is Bruce".


The synopsis (according to IMDB) is as follows: B Movie Legend Bruce Campbell is mistaken for his character Ash from the Evil Dead trilogy and forced to fight a real monster in a small town in Oregon.

The synopsis (according to me) is as follows: This movie is going to rock. your. ass! You will laugh so hard your sphinctre will probably rupture but you won't care, because it's Bruce Campbell! His ability to so completely immerse himself in his character and create layer upon layer of complexity will have you in tears. If you don't completely enjoy this movie and forego any and all other facets of your life as you watch and rewatch it, you're probably Al Qaeda and definitely devoid of a soul.



Ruptured sphinctre? Check. Tears of joy? Check. It's THAT good.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

HEY I think my hubby would LOVE this. And I think I would sit and watch it with him...

? said...

The Evil Dead is one of my all time favorite movies. You've got great taste, but keep your ruptured ass away from my coffee.

Unknown said...

Claudia - Be aware that if you do sit and watch with him, there is a chance Bruce Campbell could impregnate you through your television.

BB - Hey, thanks for stopping by! What part of my anatomy DO you want by your coffee? Hay-ohh!

Anonymous said...

got my tubes tied... but we could have fun trying, hey Bruce?