Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Jesus had kung fu action grip?
Appalled by today's role models, Teri O'Toole makes religiously themed toys that "set an example"
By GWENDOLYN DRISCOLL
The Orange County Register
Get yours today! Available while supplies last! Order now!
You don't wanna be the only one without your Jesus plush doll when your savior comes a-callin'! You can't prove your faith without it! Is he God made flesh or the Son of God? Who cares when you can defeat all the forces of COBRA with just one Jesus doll!
Your Jesus doll comes complete with the following:
Kung Fu grip for beating the crap out of non-believers!
Inflatable sandals to keep his feet dry for those long walks ON the water!
Saintly aura! (Batteries not included)
Red dye for turning water into wine! (kids, ask your parents permission before turning water into wine)
Hidden compartments for storing extra fish and loaves of bread!
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