Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Kitchen counter confessions

Another conversation with the Missus:

The scene: I've just spilled some ketchup on the floor after trying to pour it onto the hot link burrito* I just made.

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Mrs. Disco: Why don't you just open it up (the burrito) and pour it in?

Me: It's already closed, it's too late to turn back.

Mrs. Disco: It's a shame they lock those things.

Me: Don't focus on the past.


*Patent Pending

5 comments:

girl with curious hair said...

You know, if you spilled ketchup on the floor in the shape of a heart or something, it may double as a romantic gesture. Just a thought.

GiveEmHellHarry said...

Hot Link burrito? Awesome. It's Cajun-Mex fusion. And doesn't Mrs. Manny realize that breaking the seal of the burrito after closing it releases all the flavory goodness? It would be a crime against nature.

Becky said...

That sounds delicious. I want one!

Manny said...

GWCH - Oh, you're good. I am sooo pulling that one next time.

Harry - A little mayo, some ketchup, pepper jack...(drooling)

Becky - I just Fed Ex'd one to you. Keep your eyes peeled.

The Ex said...

KETCHUP? You're kind of sick, eh?