Another conversation with the Missus:
The scene: I've just spilled some ketchup on the floor after trying to pour it onto the hot link burrito* I just made.
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Mrs. Disco: Why don't you just open it up (the burrito) and pour it in?
Me: It's already closed, it's too late to turn back.
Mrs. Disco: It's a shame they lock those things.
Me: Don't focus on the past.
*Patent Pending
5 comments:
You know, if you spilled ketchup on the floor in the shape of a heart or something, it may double as a romantic gesture. Just a thought.
Hot Link burrito? Awesome. It's Cajun-Mex fusion. And doesn't Mrs. Manny realize that breaking the seal of the burrito after closing it releases all the flavory goodness? It would be a crime against nature.
That sounds delicious. I want one!
GWCH - Oh, you're good. I am sooo pulling that one next time.
Harry - A little mayo, some ketchup, pepper jack...(drooling)
Becky - I just Fed Ex'd one to you. Keep your eyes peeled.
KETCHUP? You're kind of sick, eh?
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