Big Fat Buddha, I'm scared of this chick. Women scare me in general, but it only heightens that fear when they have shoulders broader than mine and a jaw like Ivan Drago. I think I could take her in a fair fight, but I wouldn't wanna run into after an all nighter in a dark alley. Luckily for me I always carry a silver bullet and pepper spray. By what cinematic trickery are they going to try to convince us that this she-beast isn't the unholy spawn of Pumpkinhead and The Bride of Chucky?
I truly believe that those aren't panties, but some kind of penis restraining device some prop guy developed.
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You are too funny. I came over to comment back and thank you for your well-wishes. However, I really can't be sentimental on a Fergie post. Sorry.
I bet she's got a really nice personality.
OMG. I can't stop laughing!
I've been trying to place just who that "thing" looks like.
Pumpkinhead!!
That's it!!
Now if I can only get the nightmares to stop.
The nightmares never stop....They. Never. Stop!!
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