Monday, March 24, 2008

Monday Office Haiku

Monkey swings on branch.
Why does the hippo hate me?
Printer ink in eye.

Doctor can save me
Prostate can kill a man in time
Why is finger brown?

Two men in a boat
Food cannot last much longer
Two men and one cup?

Sun sets over me
The ocean is on fire
Skin cancer's a bitch.


Anonymous said...

The sickness has you. The only thing I can do is pray for your sweet release. By pressing a pillow over your face.

Give into it, McMurphy.

Anonymous said...

Ack!? you aren't deathly sick are you?

Or just sick to death of the office?