Friday, March 9, 2007

So close, yet so far.

Perez Hilton Evens Score in Paparazzi Lawsuit
Posted Mar 9th 2007 12:15PM by TMZ StaffFiled under: Celebrity Justice
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"Mario Lavandeira, aka Perez Hilton, won round two in his court battle with a major Hollywood photo agency yesterday, when a judge ruled that the Gossip Gangster can continue to run his website while the $7.5 million case is being decided....."

Crap. Short of his penis getting stuck in his own mouth, it looks like this whale is going to continue posting his particular brand of pointless drivel until they shut him down. If anyone knows of a legal fund I can contribute to to make sure this happens, please notify me immediately. God I need a drink.

1 comment:

Chez said...

I said it recently about Travolta, but it fits just as well for Mario: I get the feeling he spends a lot of time trying to see if he can curl his own penis under and fuck himself in the ass.